Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
剧情老套，但是没想到爱德华兹演技好，我费的电影，虽然最后埃尔南戈麦斯投敌了┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘
拉肖还是挺有喜剧天赋，这部梗也是很多，熟悉的颜色梗，以及各种超英梗，娱乐看看，挺有意思。
笑到发出鹅叫，漫威DC的精髓都学到了，哈哈
哈哈哈哈哈哈，真的笑死了，各种恶搞，蝙蝠侠，蜘蛛侠，复仇者联盟，碟中谍，x战警各种恶搞一遍，法式幽默，全片还贡献了三段还不错的动作戏，推荐，我真的太喜欢菲利普拉肖了，他的电影必看
爱德华兹演反派还蛮像的，埃尔南戈麦斯要是这么认真训练，打个首发不难吧。
法版“城市猎人”的导演男主，致敬且恶搞了大量超级英雄电影桥段，笑料还行。
7/10
但是解构的程度还不到
无厘头喜剧 埋了很多超英梗 最后一段黑复联4的真的爆笑
哈哈哈哈哈睡前無腦力薦！生活中再loser也包裹著一顆超級英雄的心，把漫威DC英雄們挨個反諷了一遍，最後還能峰迴路轉以及抱得美人歸，對了，廣告植入還能大賣，這才是真的無可複製（還想複製？）的superhero。法國導演真的太敢想太敢批了，連未來竣工的巴黎聖母院都不能倖免哈哈哈哈哈哈哈全程爆笑⋯⋯
值得学习的搞笑片，解构米国电影中的超级英雄。很多桥段大家都熟，尤其是好莱坞电影中反复渲染的那些壮举，但都被这部喜剧轻松地一一化解。法国人这种嘲讽本事值得点赞，其实中国也能来拍这么一部，把米国英雄扒掉一层皮。
本片是蛮好笑的，我在某场所嘴一直是被逗裂开的，特别结局高潮那段哈哈，直接给我暂停埋头冷静了一下哈哈...本片大部分喜剧成分其实是涩涩方面的，虽说法国是浪漫之都，但搞h可特别钟爱，其中很多喜剧涩涩桥段又憨憨又蠢萌，同款操作换别国家拍可能真没这有趣的味道。以前我看过一部同样是法国喜剧电影《洗漱睡觉吧！宝贝》其中男主有一段模拟嘿咻的演绎震惊我一万年！不得不承认法国的涩是最调皮的性搞怪.....法乳自己，恶搞巴黎圣母院哈哈。女主好好看！原名也叫爱丽丝！我更爱！
妹妹强行绿巨人的时候我是真绷不住了
詹姆斯参与制片拍摄的励志体育片，最大的看点是号召来半个篮坛名宿和现役超新星来扮演自己，还原了在媒体镁光灯的聚焦下商业联盟的残酷真实，媒体能造神亦能弑神，在nba立住一个让人信赖人设能够减少负面言论的冲击，战胜自己的魔障能够帮你走的更远。
十分搞笑的轻喜剧，不用什么剧情和逻辑，笑就完事了
没有他们团队前几部笑点多，不过这年头还有人愿意质朴地搞笑就很感激了
恶搞和广告植入之鬼才，有几个地方笑得我差点憋过去，我承认很低级但就是能戳到我笑点
超级好笑超级解压，没什么企图心就是想逗你一乐，而且也确实很招乐的一个片子。法国人拍这种沙雕片真的是一绝，超级傻逼但其中的解构意识又是真的很强大，漫威/DC律师函正在路上。以及，好佩服（或者说羡慕）法国人的自黑/互黑精神啊，刚修好的巴黎圣母院又炸了，换到咱们这你想想看吧，能被骂到终身退网。唉咱们实在是太严肃太紧绷了，以至于幽默很多时候都成了一种禁忌。三星半推荐。
很搞笑，看似一堆意外拼凑而成，但也基本圆得过去的故事，把美国几个主要超级英雄恶搞了一遍，很欢乐的80分钟。
但是影片里后面找Laure，发现他就是前任，然后两人复合，这就有点太牵强了，而且电影78分钟正片还有很多没打磨好，不过每位配角的桥段都很好笑，特别是父亲警局桥段。
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