Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
恶搞了一圈超英，其实也就比以前恶搞大电影稍微好一点的水准。。。不过各种段子还算好笑，弥补了情节上的不足。
还算是挺完整的一个故事了，据小伙伴说是近年来剧场版最好的一部。就是片名有点剧透啊，不说“万圣节的婚礼”而是“万圣节的新娘”，就惹人怀疑不是
蝙蝠侠看了想打人 笑死我了 这个导演是个喜剧天才
无厘头，笑点还挺多。没什么内涵，最后女友的反转还挺有趣，图一乐就行
近年最佳！动作戏看的真的爽，明年希望揭秘琴酒的过往，他是怎么成为杀手的
7分，有些桥段真的是爆笑，真的很恶俗趣味。漫威和DC都被鞭尸个遍。这黄金组合撑起了法国喜剧的半壁江山。
这竟然是六七年里看过最好的剧场版。谁不爱安室透，我就问问谁会不爱安室透啊！我就是很喜欢他在打戏的时候乱来。（但是不要再给他一种很偉そう的感觉了，玻璃罩里喝洋酒有惊到我）松田阵平就是只在回忆篇，只出现了那么一下，也还是白月光。这么闪闪发光的人不会有人忘记他的。
夏日里的一丝丝凉意，这就是法式超级英雄，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
3.5吧，比前几年的节奏紧凑剧情合理一点。矮子里拔高个吧，虽然很多地方也很扯但真的算是这几年最好的😂
柯南剧场版あるある:博士的新发明真方便，一直都是预言式开发；不要细想犯罪手法，都是为了使用博士的道具；好的好的你们其实都很久之前都见过，只是在人群之中多看了你一眼；最后十五分钟，推理结束，开始特技表演！不过这一弹总的来说我能给8，还是有很好的节奏感和本格推理部分的，而且也有新冠背景下不做嚯嚯海外地标而是回到了涩谷，而且涩谷新盖了楼不可以推倒只能想别的办法于是最后是这么个稍微有点物足りない的大场面。最后我想说，如果早知道今年会打仗还会选择俄罗斯元素吗真是天有不测风云了
刺激，激动！ 剧情也很好 ！一开始还被吓到了 还以为是高木和佐藤的婚礼，原来婚礼是假的！ 看的4dx，也有煽情的地方，但说真的比去年的观感更好。
拍出了扎导一直想拍的，蝙蝠侠和露易丝谈恋爱！
听了黑水公园播客去看的！黑水公园yyds，法国喜剧yyds，法国喜剧里只有两种车，一种是标志，一种是雪铁龙，可以说法国人是相当支持国产了😂
恶搞超级英雄挺有意思的。有些笑点确实设置得很好。7/10
近几年最好的一部，让我回想到了被涩谷支配的恐惧
生活了六年的东京，生活了三年的涩谷，炸了会是怎么样
自侦探们的镇魂歌之后就没看过柯南剧场版了，感想就是这也太难看了吧，早听说柯南剧场版已经转型动作片，但还是扯得超乎了我的预估，太多无法理解的地方（犯人说对方不记得打过电话然后警察那边居然也不查一下？？？为什么那位俄罗斯老哥不能先在俄国修好电脑再来日本？？？）还有最后柯南抱住那个俄罗斯妹子，然后那个妹子震惊地睁大眼睛接着失声痛哭的段落，日本动画这么多年来怎么演出方式还这么陈旧，变都不变一下，最后那个球阿笠博士真不是发明了对城武器吗。另外另外想吐槽这部的佐藤警官塑造得也太不专业，像是高木被抓走后直接掌掴那个警察？？？为什么青山如此热衷于塑造女生生气随便扇人巴掌。还有最后高木受着伤都在拼命拉绳子，佐藤却在一旁看着震惊说你受伤了怎么不说啊？？？好吧我不该和儿童向卡通片较真。
近年来最佳！ 当然离谱的地方还是很离谱，后面三分之一是众所周知的装逼动作片。前面三分之二的气氛渲染的不错，就是犯人的犯罪动机并不明显（指最初的犯罪动机），另外佐藤高桥很甜！！！我很喜欢！！！
十分解压的恶搞喜剧片，模仿复刻众多超级英雄的名场面，既套路又严肃，既搞笑又正经，7.5分
我不得不说内涵得还不错，但是剧情是真的撑不起来
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