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分类： 喜剧片 1996

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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评论:

  • 卫娅 8小时前 :

    男主这个声音我多多少少是有点上头

  • 孙和泽 7小时前 :

    这电影放到中国拍，斯琴高娃和彭于晏演，炸不炸？

  • 廖山菡 7小时前 :

    男主真的是服务非常到位了！了解客户需求，有耐心，会聊天。对于大多数女性来说，有情感基础的性爱才是享受啊！（这样的鸭我想每周订一次，但可能订不起…）

  • 万夏菡 2小时前 :

    很感动。在性面前，没有人是自信、完美的，尤其是一个年华不再的女人，她的不安和“边界”的消解都太真实了。奇妙的是，电影切入的是一个非常“男性”的叙事视角，是个“性转版救风尘”的俗套故事。但在性欲与价值的神秘张力下，通过极其琐碎具体的焦虑，凭着故事的价值观与演员的坚定与真诚，最终竟完成了最“女性化”的表达。并且把两人之间、两人与自己之间、两人与他们所面对的世界之间的关系讲的透彻明晰，蛮厉害的。

  • 俊紫 2小时前 :

    一个墨守陈规的宗教学教师在中年老年丧偶后开房叫鸭的故事，并在台词中探索了家庭、父母和孩子、长辈和孩子等各类社会关系，讲求人在某种层面上的自我解脱。境界不错，就是太戏剧化。

  • 休鸿 3小时前 :

    很精巧简洁的室内剧，全部靠对话和两个人的互动撑起来。我很喜欢前两夜的对话，经常让我捧腹。Emma Thompson的表演是大师级的，年轻的男妓十分可爱，非常松弛。而且，非常帅！

  • 慎平文 3小时前 :

    如果说Daryl的肉体惊艳了我，那Emma的演技则让我佩服到五体投地...how could she be so perfectly beautiful, vulnerable and satisfied at the same time...Emma身体上的每一条皱纹都让我看到了岁月能带给人的智慧和美好

  • 怡香 3小时前 :

    选角也太成功了系列。矛盾是有趣的，“你一定会是只好猫。”

  • 令忻慕 0小时前 :

    a-okay啦.

  • 文运凡 6小时前 :

    在一个sexual的场合下, 个人觉得没有把对一些问题的质问和批评赋予沉重严肃的感觉很棒。至少对这部作品的格调而言，在节奏明快的同时把空白留给观众，反而能更好地让余韵发酵。

  • 吴冰真 7小时前 :

    可爱的创作，本以为是浪漫爱情喜剧，结果还挺严肃的，全是谈话，但很轻盈。艾玛女爵真的是国宝级啊，虽然有皱纹、塌下去的胸和腹部赘肉，但她仍然光彩照人。男主真好看，好几处身体描写都让我斯哈斯哈。to all,enjoy your body as you might.

  • 东门丽文 2小时前 :

    四颗星都给艾玛和导演以及剧本对话（部分）。艾玛这个年纪胸（躺着得时候胸好看）和身体包养得也相当不错。以及最后镜前全裸的她。多少异性恋都是她这种体验呢（作为妻子，母亲和女人），或者甚至还不如她，至少她能叫到优质鸭玩一玩，有些地区的异性恋连这种身材优质的鸭都叫不到。一个细节，男的发火咂宾馆墙的时候内线电话打进来询问她有没有危险，虽然英国有很多不让人如意的news，但这点已经算是可以窥见月圆的一角了（虽然到处都没有满月）。看，男的即便当鸭也是处于掌控地位以及比妓女们挣得多多了（一些付不起学费的女性确实是去当了应召女郎同时伴有极大风险）。过于强调男女身体的愉悦这点不喜欢这个部分。艾玛真是宝藏演员。女学生听她说完告白那个表情哈哈哈哈哈

  • 典飞龙 9小时前 :

    这部电影就是一个fantasy.

  • 初德寿 9小时前 :

    简洁且饱满，19天拍完的。LEO is smoking hot!

  • 五情文 7小时前 :

    这部电影就是一个fantasy.

  • 单思彤 8小时前 :

    pleasure is a wonderful thing.好温柔的电影

  • 斛秋珊 5小时前 :

    看见《性，谎言，录像带》分比这低那么多我整个人都不好了……

  • 家馨 0小时前 :

    有点遗憾的是，电影中不论是亲密关系的话题还是关于身体与权力的话题都没有得到期待中的深入探讨，许多话题就匆匆结束了。但在当代中国的语境下，这样的对话已然显得足够刺耳且具有反思性。演员从肉体到演技都恰到好处，举手投足张弛有度，这样的空间大概是最考验演员的吧。不过现在看这种话痨电影感觉有点疲惫。

  • 中攸然 7小时前 :

    看似简单的对话戏，实则是心理戏，家庭戏，社会戏，呈现的内核很丰富，很大的思考空间能让人完全忽视场景的限制。表演很棒。

  • 初洲 9小时前 :

    Emma Thompson[爱心][爱心]

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