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分类： 喜剧片 1997

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 璇萱 4小时前 :

    太恐怖了 母亲叹号😢😿😭😭😭阴道的诅咒 写满咒语的母体重回子宫 影像是咒语是致幻剂 最恐怖的竟是这具承受咒语的肉身所拥有的情感

  • 藩幼荷 9小时前 :

    此片如果低于8分，我们这届网友都有责任！弯弯加油，你们那里没有唐山

  • 祁润曦 7小时前 :

    中规中矩，加一星给Jodie Comer和Covid题材。

  • 歆茹 4小时前 :

    作为恐怖片挺成功的，这是一部和观众互动的恐怖片，女主在把观众引入和她身临同境的处境里，导演不过是把古早的“看到不转发到X个群就会XX”的梗融入到电影了。贯穿电影始终的那句让你跟着念的八字咒语“火佛修一，心萨呒哞”不过是「福祸相倚，生死有名」的闽南语谐音。看到评论区骂骂咧咧的大伙儿，感慨在唯物主义无神论下长大的吾辈迷信起来竟是比封建社会的古人有过之而无不及！

  • 汪流惠 9小时前 :

    你互动的问题 你的诱导 你的目的

  • 永绿海 1小时前 :

    片子还是能吸引我看完的，2个比较喜欢的地方，一个是鬼打墙，一个是利用视觉暂留让人在白色屏幕上看到那个符咒。

  • 鹤轩 7小时前 :

    人只有不害怕 值得歌颂

  • 蒯若云 3小时前 :

    逃不开伪纪录片的pov视角+刻意作死忽略逻辑的举动，尤其是摄影机/监视器这样的媒介被滥用后，叙事视角难免显得奇怪，还不如老老实实拍一部“传统”恐怖片更好，严重审美疲劳。东方式巫术/民俗奇观的引入，本该是亮点，但依然没有超出预期，我还是怀念《双瞳》。

  • 梦彦 7小时前 :

    视觉暂留的设计很好，但无处不在又没有动机的摄影机毁了伪纪录片的初衷，杂乱无章的剪辑配上标准的恐怖片音效，完全在糟蹋“恐怖”这事儿的纯洁性。基于以上我认为红布后的佛脸是一个或多个摄像头对着女主角更为成立（虽然也很土

  • 骏凯 7小时前 :

    打破第四面墙后墙后是什么，是封建迷信，是魑魅魍魉，是死鸭子的尸体，是唱响无知的赞歌。红旗飘飘，红星闪闪，只是锤子镰刀不再，神州大地无一片清白。晦气

  • 霍驰婷 6小时前 :

    女主有几个角度太像马广媚了，搞得我好出戏。。。论吓人的话其实还不如金广发那个《元组·肉艳》哈哈

  • 静彩 5小时前 :

    导演笑着说：大黑佛母和所有神像的设计和制作最烧钱，我们把钱都砸在这里了！尤其是那一尊大黑佛母是我们去找人做的，手势、咒语到符咒符号都是我们虚构的。不过能让大家一直问是不是真的存在的神明，代表我们的美术团队真的很厉害！”大家千万不用担心看完《咒》会被“祝福”啦～

  • 杨松月 1小时前 :

    剧情结构其实很简单,或许不是最吓人的恐怖片,但绝对是最有新意的恐怖片。女主角开头直问观众「你们相信祝福吗?」、「你的意识,决定你的命运」、「其实我们都在不知不觉中,相信我们的意志可以带来好的结果」,女主角一度说服自己「早就不怕了,所以这些东西都不会存在」、「想着最喜欢的事情就能不去想那些恶」、「凤梨、兔兔、汪汪汪」,不知道大家有沒有经验,例如平常关灯都沒事,但不知道哪根筋不对,突然想到关灯后会有鬼,当下就不敢关灯了,或是夜里平常一个人搭乘电梯都沒事,但是突然想到鬼片的片段,当下就突然害怕搭乘电梯,或是平常大半夜一个人走在沒人的路上都沒事,突然一个意念偏掉想到会不会有鬼,最后整段路都一直念咒语加速跑走,这就是信仰的本质,因为相信,所以一切才会有效果，因为相信,所以存在

  • 耿英韶 5小时前 :

    所在的城市没有感染病例。但是电影让我知道如果有，应该怎么做。人类真的是又丑陋又美好的生物。

  • 轩辕康胜 0小时前 :

    电影一开始让观众记啥啥咒语，我就隐隐感觉导演在套路观众。。。可能因为猜到了一点意图，最后就没有反转的惊喜了，不迷信的朋友看了可能会有一点新鲜感，但总的来说剧情还是很俗套，有点无聊。迷信的观众可能会很讨厌导演吧😂本来只是找点乐子打发时间，结果被诅咒了。。。想知道会不会真的有观众担心自己倒霉啊

  • 潍震 0小时前 :

    看过这片子人也都被诅咒了，那就…

  • 褚雅柔 5小时前 :

    所以我也被诅咒了吗？（咒文翻译的那里很妙，因为一直看中间的字，到最后突然白屏时，那个图案被眼睛记住了，所以屏幕上都是那个图案）

  • 运康 7小时前 :

    都 不必隐藏

  • 来雅凡 1小时前 :

    都 不必隐藏

  • 盍维运 3小时前 :

    至于导演的野心：一字宇宙

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